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The last time Charles James III was playing great football, all was well in Houston.
The Texans were sitting atop the AFC South at 6-3. Donald Trump had been elected President. And after taking down 15 boxes of Christmas decorations, I found the Elf on a Shelf my wife was looking for.
Fast forward three weeks and times have certainly changed. The Texans are 6-6 and in a 3-way tie for first. Donald Trump can’t stay off Twitter long enough to “fix America.” About that Elf on a Shelf- well, I’m tasked with hiding her now because after a few weeks my wife is over it.
I blame Charles James III.
Ever since he started playing like sh–, everything has collapsed.
He’s at fault for Brock Osweiler sucking ass.
He’s the reason no on in this organization has the capacity to grasp time management, or the NFL challenge rules.
You can’t run on first down every possession. You can’t run a draw on every single 2nd and long. 3rd and long? No problem, force it to Hopkins- that should work! The playing calling sucks, James. This is basic Madden stuff we’re talking about.
What did he do to Jadeveon Clowney?
Why is Lamar Miller in the nursing home?
He had to have poisoned Bob McNair with a happy pill.
Is he the one telling Brock what to say after games?
He actually thought he could cover the Packers No. 1 receiver last game? Why would he ever put himself in that position?
Thank God the Texans cut Charles James; it’s clearly all his fault.
Now they can get back to winning.