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It’s not easy being green, Batman begins…working the ladies? Gambling, a former running back whips it out in public, and a scary spider story: The update for Dec. 16

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS, LOS ANGELES RAMS

The NFL’s Color Rush on Thursday night officially jumped the shark. Or the Geico gecko, as it were. Honestly, what was up with those Seahawks uniforms? They looked like they walked out of a nuclear facility.

Who thought these would look good? How much weed was smoked first? Stop it, NFL. You are feeding us crap games on Thursday. We all know it. We accept it. But don’t tack gruesome uniforms on top of it and call it a “color rush.”

Oh, and the Seahawks won the game 24-3.

czw07qdukaauy_jWhere’s the Batman? This was parked in front of my place last night. I wandered around the lobby saying “where’s the Batman?” and “why so serious…” (Yes I know I just combined Nicholson’s Joker with Ledger’s. I am a Joker fan. I am entitled to do what I want).

The guess is that this guy was merely trying to hook up with one of the many young hotties who live in my building. Hey, full Batman garb might work for some of them. Memo to women hoping to pull the same thing: Harley Quinn. End of discussion.

Gamblin’ plays: Will have a full guide later today or Saturday, but really liking the over in Giants/Lions depending on the weather. Also would take UH -4 against SDSU, and Memphis plus 5.5 will be my biggest play of the bowl season.

If you are scared of wolf….The D-Mo controversy is officially over, as the Rockets have renounced his rights.  This has been one of the most talked about non-stories all season. At least now it is over.

Remember Jamal Anderson? If you work in a convenience store, you probably will never forget him. Apparently he walked in to a place, whipped out his pecker and began self-pleasuring. Maybe he was just hungry and wanted to add to his meal. Next time hold the mayo, Jamal.

Spider! We have had snake stories for weeks, and the occasional spider story, but this sounds like something out of a horror film. Do not pull this as a prank on someone who is scared of spiders.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

“Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh and you know the thing about chao? It’s fair.”

— Heath Ledger as the Joker in Dark Knight

 

1 Comment on It’s not easy being green, Batman begins…working the ladies? Gambling, a former running back whips it out in public, and a scary spider story: The update for Dec. 16

  1. Jamal Anderson is truly a dirty bird

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