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NFL free agency, Rockets, shame bells for lent, Viagra and being drunk at work: The update for March 8

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By HOLLY XO
I would love to give you an amazing update since NFL free agency started yesterday but so far it’s boring and all we know is…
1) The Eagles are interested in everyone available that can walk and breathe (per usual).
2) The Texans aren’t interested in keeping A.J. Bouye.
3) No one really cares about Jay Cutler (I’d add Romo here but I’m assuming we attract a good amount of Dallas readers so I’ll be nice. For now).

Spurred on: While the Rockets struggled against the Spurs Monday, I was struggling to stay awake at the game sober. Thank goodness I don’t have to be at tonight’s game. Your Rockets will be taking on the Jazz at home. Good luck with that. Seeing as my knowledge of basketball will fail to exceed your high expectations… I’m predicting that whoever scores the most points will win this one… Go Rockets?

In case you missed it….Our buddy Lamont Mann weighed in on Bill O’Brien and the Texans.

On to the three shames of the week…
Trumped? Reason 76 as to why I don’t particularly care for NBA games these days (unless I’m drowning in the finest house vodka) is partially due to lent. Yes, myself along with millions of other morons decided giving up alcohol for our beliefs was a fabulous idea. We may have failed miserably with this one…. But at least we didn’t try to give up our President for lent… Because that’s possible right?
Shame bell No. 1
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If you have an erection for more than four hours…Enough about religion and politics. Back to what matters in the world today. This romantic, 17 year old boy tries to impress his girlfriend by rubbing milk and a Viagra over his chest to make his muscles appear bigger. And to think, all of that trouble he went through… Meanwhile I can’t even get a text back from a man. (This shame bell is for me, not Richard.)
Shame bell No. 2
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Back to sports: Trouble at the office or an alcohol addiction? I guess Scot and I have this in common. The Redskins GM decided not to show up to work on one of the biggest days of the off season. Aw, do I sense some problems on the home front for my fellow NFC East rivals? It’s OK, Scot, I don’t show up to work half of the time either.
Shame bell No. 3

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QUOTE OF THE DAY

“Alcohol: The cause of -and solution- to all of life’s problems.”
-Homer Simpson

HOTTIE OF THE DAY
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I’ll probably burn in hell for googling “sexy Catholic women” but something tells me she doesn’t partake in lent…

1 Comment on NFL free agency, Rockets, shame bells for lent, Viagra and being drunk at work: The update for March 8

  1. Julian Rodriguez // March 8, 2017 at 4:34 pm // Reply

    This giving up alcohol thing does suck…Is it Easter yet?

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