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Astros panic time approaches, the top players weekend nickname jerseys, 27 dating facts, discounts on food for big boobs and more. It’s your update for Aug. 10.

TEXANS

So I was going to write a bunch of thoughts about the Texans, but Brien O’Donal saved me the trouble. So go read his recap of the first Texans pre-season game HERE.

ASTROS

Now let’s talk Astros for a moment. You should be close to being in full on panic mode…but not yet. Here are some times you should feel free to panic:

  • If Dallas Keuchel pitches like crap in his next outing, go ahead and panic.
  • If Lance McCullers is on the DL in September, freak out!
  • If they don’t go get Justin Verlander, start throwing a fit.
  • If this team is all healed up and 100%, and still playing like this? LOSE YOUR ****!

Otherwise, calm down.

MLB PLAYERS WEEKEND

Aug 25-27 has been announced as “MLB Players Weekend”.

Yeah, I didn’t know what the hell that was either, but according to MLB.com “MLB and the MLB Players Association announced jointly on Wednesday that Players Weekend will be a player-focused field festival of sorts, different than anything seen before at the top rung of the sport. In addition to nicknames on the backs of jerseys made by Majestic, players can wear and use uniquely colored and designed spikes, batting gloves, wristbands, compression sleeves, catcher’s masks and bats.”

Sounds fun.

If you’re wondering, here are the Astros uniforms with each player’s nicknames:

AstrosMLBPLayersWeekendUnis

Not even sure why the call Jake Marisnick “Big Fudge”, but what evs.

As for the uniforms? I like the colors, but I’m not a fan of the hat. Looks dumb.

Here are a few nicknames from around the league that really made me laugh:

MLB2_ZachDavies

ZACH DAVIES

MLB1_BradHand

BRAD HAND

MLB3_JoshPhegley

JOSH PHEGLEY

MLB4_KyleSeager

KYLE SEAGER

 

Josh Phegley going with “PTBNL,” a.k.a. “Player To Be Named Later” is so damn funny, but Kyle Seager wins with the hilarious idea to just own the fact that everyone knows who his brother is (Dodgers star Corey Seager), but few know who he is.

OTHER SPORTS AND STUFF

– Here are 27 completely random (but useful) facts about dating in 2017.

A few examples:

#3 Among the biggest turn-offs: someone who complains on Facebook, being too active on social media, and having not voted in the presidential election.
#14 90% of women say they are “totally unaroused” by a dick pic.
#15 The #1 city in America for sending dick pics is Austin, Texas.

– A Chinese restaurant in China (*) is giving out discounts to women, but how much they get is based on their bra size.

*is a chinese food restaurant in China just called a restaurant?

A gang steals iphones FROM A MOVING TRUCK! It looks like something from a movie.

– With Fantasy Football approaching, here’s a look at some of the best team names for 2017.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

“Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.” – Joan Rivers

HOTTIE OF THE DAY

big-asian-boobs

I bet she’s getting a major discount on food. Like…ALL the discount.

About Barry Laminack (22 Articles)
Talented, funny, handsome, creative, fun to be around, well endowed, great body,smart, liar.

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