FOOTBALL STARTS TONIGHT!
The NFL is back and like most folks, I’m excited. But I’d be lying if I didn’t admit that – as a diehard Texans fan – I’m kind of “meh” about the season for the home team. The defense will no doubt impress, but with all of the questions on offense, I just don’t see this team being better than 8-8 and missing the playoffs.
To me this season has a very “NBA” feel to it in that I feel like we already know what’s going to happen to the Texans, kind of like we already know that nobody is beating the Warriors.
And even if the Texans somehow managed to make the playoffs they aren’t built to make a run in said playoffs, so it would just be another early post-season exit.
So yeah, the fan in me kind of feels like, “what’s the point?”
The radio host in me is just glad to have some football to talk about.
Here are my predictions for the 2017 NFL Season.
Division Winners (rest of division, in order)
AFC North: Steelers (Ravens, Browns, Bengals)
AFC South: Titans (Jags, Texans, Colts)
AFC East: Patriots (Dolphins, Bills, Jets)
AFC West: Raiders (Chargers, Broncos, Chiefs)
NFC North: Packers (Vikings, Bears, Lions)
NFC South: Falcons (Panthers, Buccs, Saints)
NFC East: Eagles (Cowboys, Giants, Redskins)
NFC West: Cardinals (Seahawks, Rams, 49er)
Wild Card Winners:
AFC: Chargers, Jags
NFC: Vikings, Seahawks
ASTROS PLAYOFF ROSTER
Here’s my prediction on how the playoff roster will shake out:
Starters (8): Brian McCann (C), Yuli Gurriel (1B), Jose Altuve (2B), Alex Bregman (3B), Carlos Correa (SS), George Springer (CF), Josh Reddick (RF), Cameron Maybin (LF)
Bench (4): Jake Marisnick (OF), Marwin Gonzalez (UTIL), Evan Gattis (C,DH), Carlos Beltran (DH,OF)
Starters (4): Justin Verlander, Dallas Keuchel, Lance McCullers, Colin McHugh
Relievers (9): Ken Giles, Will Harris, Tyler Clippard, Chris Devenski, Luke Gregerson, Brad Peacock, Joe Musgrove, Charlie Morton, Francis Martes
I have show this Saturday 9/9 at 8 p.m. at the Queensbury Theatre (12777 Queensbury Lane). Ticket sales are benefitting the JJ Watt Houston Flood Relief Fund, so this is a great way to give back AND catch a show. Get tickets HERE.
OTHER SPORTS AND STUFF
- D.J. Reader doesn’t believe in dinosaurs, so JJ Watt (allegedly) trolled him.
- Ladies, look, is it too much to ask to have you guys NOT cut of your man’s penis when you get mad?
- Here’s a ranking of all 32 NFL quarterbacks. This list was savage to Tom.
- This dude karate chopped 42 watermelons in ONE minute! Look, don’t ask why, just enjoy it.
QUOTE OF THE DAY
“Do your job.” – Bill Belichick