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Texans lose again, who even cares the update for 12/26 – After Christmas Special.

Come, sit on my lap and tell me what you'd like for Christmas.

The Texans got blown out again. People joke, but I honestly don’t think they could beat the Browns if they replayed them today. I did the math and the Texans have scored 325 points all season, being outscored in the last two games by 66 points. Of those 325 points scored, Deshaun Watson accounts for 215 of them. That means in the eight games played without Watson, the Texans have scored just over 100 COMBINED points. Just one more game, ya’ll. We just have to get through one more game. And I swear to god, if they play Deandre Hopkins against the Colts, I’m going to have an aneurysm. In fact, he should be on a flight to the vacation destination of his choice courtesy of the Texans as a thank you for providing literally the only highlights the fans have enjoyed for the past 9 weeks. I mean, this was absurd:

Should I hit the panic button for the Rockets? They just lost their third consecutive game last night after getting off to ANOTHER cold start. Chris Paul’s presence should not be a prerequisite for beating teams like the Lakers and Thunder. Get your shit together. And on Eric Gordon’s birthday no less.

The Hawaii Bowl ended about the same way everyone expected. The Coogs lost 27-33 and it wasn’t a particularly exciting game. In fact, I don’t remember much about it at all, except my dude in his all red UH colors groaning in physical pain every time they failed to even get a first down. Also, wasn’t a big fan of the Fresno St. colors being basically the exact same as UH, I kept getting confused because I’d been drinking and am dumb.

I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas and a happy holiday season! I’m thankful that I’ve been able to write these daily updates for y’all and (hopefully) give you a chuckle every once in a while. I got Baby Biscuit a Baby Alive doll because that’s really the only thing she asked for. I then found out you actually have to buy the damn things new diapers!!! AND they actually make sounds when they cry so I’m very distraught. I’ve already done the baby thing. I’m over it. I’m going to have to ration how much she can feed this thing. Ugh!!

Quote of the Day:

“Max, Help me! I’m FEELING” – The Grinch

Hottie of the Day:


Hot Santa takes selfies but he also cuts down his own tree. Sadly though, he’s so dumb he physically drags it and doesn’t put his arms into his coats.

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